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Ten of Carlo's Favorite Movies of 2021
Join Carlo as he “takes a bite outta” all of the movies that didn’t come out in 2021 he’s watched!
An Introduction to Hong Kong and Taiwan Cinema
Carlo and East Asian literature/film academic Jessica Siu-yin Yeung talk about their mutual love for Hong Kong and Taiwan cinema – including the best five films to get you started on your own cinematic journey.
Ten Reasons Why Eric Roberts Was My Rock in the Year of the Curse, 2020
If there’s one guy who deserves some sort of Nic Cage-level renaissance, it’s Eric Roberts. With a filmography that’s over 300 films long, there’s no lack of hidden gems to discover. Let’s begin.
Carlo's C.R.A.P. (Cinematic Rarities And Peculiarities) 2019
Carlo’s caught a bad case of Movietitis B in 2019 so stay clear if you don’t wanna get sick.
Sill going for it, eh? Sick.
Ep #34 - Post-Anime Club: Juzo Itami & Nobuko Miyamoto
Carlo & Jenna once again indulge in a big ol’ bowl of classic Japanese cinema with this in-depth look at the life and career of director Juzo Itami, along with his collaborator and wife Nobuko Miyamoto. Mmmmm, umami!
I Watched These 2000s Horror Movies So You Don't Have To
People often talk about the 80’s as the golden age of schlock (and they’re 100% right), but Carlo will always look back at the 2000s as a time when his interest in cinema hit an all-time low. This season, give her… trash!
Carlo's Cream of the Crud: The Vengeful Beauty (1978)
Carlo is here, in living color, with a brand new video essay on Shaw Brothers’ The Vengeful Beauty (1978), a proto-girls with guns movie.
Captain Carlo's Top 10 Movie Discoveries in 2018
You watch 700+ movies, what do you get? Another year older and closer to death.
Whoa, that got dark. Anyway… Yay movies!
I Watched It So You Don't Have To: Foodfight!
“The worst animated feature film of all time.” Argle-bargle or foofooraw? We find out!
Bad Horror Gone Good: 976-EVIL, Blades, and Death Spa
The season of spoops is upon us, boils & ghouls. So you know what that means… let’s go crazy horror-style! Take your “Tomatometer,” put it in a box, mail it to your butt, and open your minds to the healing power of schlock.
Steven Seagal is an Alien. Can We All Just Agree On That?
Back in the ‘90s there was this one guy, a stoic blob who had neither much in terms of discernible charm, nor was he ever willing to show off much of anything he picked up in all his years training under several alleged martial arts masters, but still gained worldwide fame in the world of kicking ass and taking names. Join us, as we take a look at the early works of Steven Seagal, and question his status as a citizen of Earth.
Girls With Guns in Hong Kong: Beyond Michelle Yeoh & Cynthia Rothrock
"Girls With Guns" as a sub-genre was an absolute phenomenon in Hong Kong between the ‘80s and ‘90s where the climate for female empowerment in male-dominated exploitation cinema reigned supreme.
Freddy's Dead. Long Live Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy’s Dead is both a deviation from, and constrained by its formula. But I love it because it’s a fascinatingly desperate attempt to re-capture some of the magic that kickstarted Freddy Mania. Join us as we perform a compost-mortem on this universally reviled sequel in the Nightmare on Elm Street series.
Double Feature: Manga in Chains (Female Prisoner Scorpion & Riki-Oh)
Based on a manga? Check. Strong, silent protagonist? Check. Prisons? Check. Rage against The Man? Check. Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky and the Female Prisoner Scorpion movies complement each other perfectly as showcases of Japanese and Hong Kong cinema at the zenith of their age.
Cynthia Rothrock: The Blonde Fury of Hong Kong
Two-and-a-half decades before the stars of Charlize Theron and Uma Thurman had risen, there was a little girl from Delaware who, with a little perseverance and a whole lot of talent, took Hong Kong by storm.
Old Man Yells At 2017: The Best New To Me Movies
Or "An excuse to go on about Hong Kong cinema."
Carlo's Corner: Sequels Don't Suck (Unless They Do)
Making a good sequel is a lot like eating an orange.
Carlo's Corner: Worst Movie Ever?
"Yeah, that movie sure did suck last night. It just plain sucked. I've seen movies suck before, but that movie was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked."
Carlo's Corner: Live-Action Cartoons
They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
Carlo's Corner: It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's... Your Inflated Sense of Self-Esteem!
So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me.