You watch 700+ movies, what do you get? Another year older and closer to death.
Whoa, that got dark. Anyway… Yay movies!

If I had to sum up 2017 I'd use the word "dread." And cinema, a mirror of humanity as it were, sure seemed to reflect that sentiment...

You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

A review of Nacho Vigalondo's Colossal, staring Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis