You watch 700+ movies, what do you get? Another year older and closer to death.
Whoa, that got dark. Anyway… Yay movies!

You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

A review of Nacho Vigalondo's Colossal, staring Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis

"I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island."
"Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?"
"Apes— But they're not so big."